[ Video Gachat post. Orion's kitchen. Slowly, sleeves rolled up, without breaking eye contact with the camera, he places his hand palm-down about three inches over the countertop.
After a pause for gravitas, a single brown egg materializes between his hand and the countertop. ]
Egg.
[ From there, he moves his hand in a slow sweep, depositing another eleven eggs on the counter next to it. Then, he re-adds them to his inventory, and they vanish one by one. ]
You guys can keep your giant lasers and flight and invulnerability, I just won the goddamn superpower lottery. Never again will I have to figure out where the hell I put my keys or wallet. I'm permanently immune to pickpockets. I can have a near-unlimited supply of snacks on my person at all times. Beat that.
-E1-
When the team learned about the upcoming Battle Arena match, Orion immediately went to connect to the Mermadia internet to do a little research. When you see him again the following morning, he looks like he hasn't slept, or stopped researching, ever since.
"Don't worry, I've got this whole game figured out. Ignore the go-to meta comps, they're for scrubs. This game isn't anything like the MOBAs we know, and we need to adapt. We're going double junglers."
It's a reef, not a jungle, but he's not letting that slow him down now. He's cracked the code, apparently.
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Behold.
[ Video Gachat post. Orion's kitchen. Slowly, sleeves rolled up, without breaking eye contact with the camera, he places his hand palm-down about three inches over the countertop.
After a pause for gravitas, a single brown egg materializes between his hand and the countertop. ]
Egg.
[ From there, he moves his hand in a slow sweep, depositing another eleven eggs on the counter next to it. Then, he re-adds them to his inventory, and they vanish one by one. ]
You guys can keep your giant lasers and flight and invulnerability, I just won the goddamn superpower lottery. Never again will I have to figure out where the hell I put my keys or wallet. I'm permanently immune to pickpockets. I can have a near-unlimited supply of snacks on my person at all times. Beat that.
-E1-
When the team learned about the upcoming Battle Arena match, Orion immediately went to connect to the Mermadia internet to do a little research. When you see him again the following morning, he looks like he hasn't slept, or stopped researching, ever since.
"Don't worry, I've got this whole game figured out. Ignore the go-to meta comps, they're for scrubs. This game isn't anything like the MOBAs we know, and we need to adapt. We're going double junglers."
It's a reef, not a jungle, but he's not letting that slow him down now. He's cracked the code, apparently.